McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: An Electoral-College Breakdown for My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions.

In the evening, there's a beach party where Californians share their marijuana, cocaine, vitamin C, and extremely watered-down beer with Playboy centerfolds. In California, no matter which window you're looking out, that's where the sun is setting. Martians land here frequently, but people know better than to get in their faces and bother them. They're regular folks just like everybody else.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: An Electoral-College Breakdown for My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions..