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Ask HN: Is it always this meta?: I'm rather new around here, so I don't know the full history of HN. Are there always so many meta discussions going on? Is this just a phase?

[Answer by mechanical_fish] Yes and no. This is the community's immune response. A couple of weeks after an influx of new users, the community stages a massive navel-gazing festival designed to test the new folks' mettle.

Once we shake off the people who don't really want to be here, we'll return to our usual diet of startup announcements, website reviews, complaints about techcrunch, artfully disguised attempts to reignite holy wars so that we can all spectate, and questions that have been asked every six months since the beginning of the site. Not to mention: news and information.

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