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Sometimes the web is just wonderful.

Apple 1984 commercial, found sifting through Flashdance videos.

Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, answers reader’s questions over at the Freakonomics blog.

Q: Which one of the Dilbert characters would you most like to see die?

A: One of my regular characters will die soon. You are the first to know.

The Swiss tourist office has released another TV ad that uses Swiss men as the primary reason why you should visit the country.

Last year’s World Cup ad suggested that women abandoned by their football-obsessed husbands should come and spend some time with healthy alpine men. The ad for this year’s winter campaign suggests that Swiss ski instructors are hot enough to warrant a visit.

Sadly, I haven’t spotted any of these hotties on the streets of Zurich. Maybe I should go up to the mountains more often.

Dear Friend;

This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently
disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.

The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you
and would like you to know the truth about where they went.

This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken
up to heaven.

[...]

This quote is the beginning of the letter that raptureletters.com offers to send in your name to a non-believer of your choice, in the event of the Rapture.

If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.

This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.

That’s right: eternal spam. An updated version of eternal damnation that you can enjoy directly from your iPhone, intermingled with your Twitter updates!

(via I blame the patriarchy)

Today’s xkcd is excellent: Dignified.