The one who sent you this has been taken up to heaven

Dear Friend; This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world. The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you and would like you to know the truth about where they went. This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken up to heaven. [...]

This quote is the beginning of the letter that offers to send in your name to a non-believer of your choice, in the event of the Rapture.

If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that. This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.

That’s right: eternal spam. An updated version of eternal damnation that you can enjoy directly from your iPhone, intermingled with your Twitter updates!

(via I blame the patriarchy)